Guess I must be a bad wife, For I don't know how to cook, But I can be quite a delight, With a coffee and a book. Guess I must be a bad wife, For I just don't like to dust, But if your folks are coming to town, I'll do it if I must. Guess I must be a bad wife, For I ain't got no sanskaar, But I can tell you the engine specs, Of our latest car. Guess I must be a bad wife, For I can't tie the perfect saree , But I can tell you that you won't get bored, If you come with me to a soiree. Guess I must be a bad wife, For I'm not always in the mood, I won't mind if you want to go instead, Bar hopping with your dudes. Guess I must be a bad wife, For I really like my wine, But it makes me all giggly and fun, You won't hear me whine. Guess I must be a bad wife, For I like to wake up late, But I can make an exception dear, If you will take me on a date. Guess I must be a bad wife, For I can't dress to the nines, But I...